Date: 5/6/2008 1:43:20 PM Author: trianglegrrl Date: 6/26/2006 12:13:45 PM
Author: letmbleed
If you're interested in seeing submissions (or any kind of skill or technique, for that matter) you might want to avoid the women's division altogether. I have only been competing for six months, but I have twelve wins and four losses. Ten of those wins came by submission in less than two minutes; half of those ten were in about one minute, including a rear naked choke at 0:39 and a triangle at 0:43. One of the matches I lost, and one of the matches I won on points, saw the buzzer go off before I could finish the submission I had set up (kimura from guard and americana from mount, respectively). In fact, in all of my the matches I didn't win by submission, save one I lost by triangle at 2:14, I had my opponent in a minimum of two and a maximum of four solid submissions that they had to work to escape. This includes the match I lost in the absolute division at Grapplers Quest Las Vegas last weekend. And the last time I checked, I was a girl.
Wow, you've been training a whole six months?!?!? Impressive!!!
I'm kidding, of course. Your post means nothing. The only thing more pathetic than bragging about winning in the women's division, is bragging about winning in the beginner women's division. Did you also win a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Was it for bowling?
Now, I suspect that you'll argue that you competed up in the advanced or intermediate division. I'm still not impressed. The fact that you're having success with kimuras from the guard, and Americanas from mount says less about your talent than it does about your opponents' lack of talent. Aside from a second-week white belt, who the fuck gets caught in an Americana from mount in a tournament?
I'm gonna make another educated guess here. You're fat, aren't you? I know, I know. It's curvy, right? I'll bet you compete in the "and up" division, and then brag about mounting a girl whom you outweigh by fifty pounds. There's something to be proud of.
Here's another guess: I'll bet you really were a girl last time you checked, but I'll bet a lot of people feel like they need to check for themselves, 'cuz they just can't tell for sure when they look at you.
**************************** Pimpstein thinks his real name is unique.
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