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Cotton Pic...uh...
[m.p.]
http://www.youtube.c
 
so......boobs on sat
[G-biscuit]
I'm home, we still
 
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[mmaplayground]
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Cotton Pic...uh...
[m.p.]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Y0W19-N3Ik
 
so......boobs on saturday?
[G-biscuit]
I'm home, we still on?
 
Before you make fun of us for not doing warmups
[letmbleed]
...ask AK about our easy conditioning day.
 
Redbelt
[Beefy Deuce]
worst movie ever. i should have known something was wrong when critics give a martial arts movie a GOOD review. what a sucker.
 
Is it just me...
[m.p.]
Or do a lot of ultra-fem gays work at starbucks?
 
Attn:  LMB
[m.p.]
http://www.mmaportal.com/idealbb/view.asp?topicID=4026
 
Fighter pic
[m.p.]
I'm updating a website's list of fighters today, and this is the pic this guy submitted for this mug shot.
 
Ron Jon Surf Shop shirts
[m.p.]
Who the F still wears theses things!?
 
i heard a new term for wutang
[m.p.]
ori-yenta-l
 
day was so nice i just had to get a speeding ticket
[Beefy Deuce]
clocked at 71 in 55. got reduced to 64 in 55. still gonna go to court though.... get on my knees and beg for a PBJ.
 
If you have a story with a boring ending...
[letmbleed]
...maybe you don't tell it.
 
There's a first time for everything
[m.p.]
For the first time in my life, I saw a handicapped person using a handicapped stall. It was a dude in a wheelchair. I can't believe that I've seen 10,000 handicapped equipped bathrooms in my life; and this was the first time I saw one used for someone it was intended for.Usually, I "assume" they're just used so the gays can have a little more room to move, but this was (apparently) a straight guy who was simply handicapped. Amazing!
 
Email conversation with a customer who either had a big hole in his head or decided not to pay.
[Mother Goose]
Hello,the charge for today is $120.00 for one hour of diagnosis.Replacing the faucet costs $150.00 when you are ready.You can mail check to:Coleman's Plumbing Inc.XXXXXXXXXXXXRockville, MDIf you have any questions do not hesitate to call me at 301-461-6998.Thank you.--Mark ColemanReply Mark, thanks for your help. I will get this out to you ASAP.BradReply: a few days later Hello, I have not received your payment as of today. Can you pleaseput the check in the mail?Thank you.- Show quoted text - Bradford C. Wilcox Mark, thanks for the heads up. I forgot to send it. It will go out today. Brad Reply: a few days later Mr WilcoxWe emailed last Thursday and you made a promise to send the check outthat day. Unless the post office took a week off it should have beenhere on Saturday, and today is Tuesday.Please mail me the check.- Show quoted text -NO REPLY FROM HIM Mr. Wilcox,I think it's quite obvious that you have decided not to pay me. Iwould like to point out however, that if I don't receive a payment bythis Friday (9th of May) I will take a walk down to the court houseand have the sheriffs office knock on your door at your house on GlenMill in the middle of the knight with summons in hand. Perhaps youwill have easier time explaining that to your wife than you will havetelling me why you don't want to pay.Thank you.- Show quoted text -Reply Forward Bradford C. Wilcox Mark, don't be a child. Your check is on it's way. Reply I'm just a man who is trying to collect his money at a time whenpeople are strapped, hardly your situation-you live down the streetfrom a friend of mine who knows you, and don't want to pay. I havebills too and they don't care if you have paid or not.
 
A story I almost forgot to tell
[Mother Goose]
So I was at a clients house the other day, lady was at work, but her nanny let me in. The nanny was from Ukraine, about 25 years of age, decent looking.I was working in the kitchen and this little yippy dog was outside in the back yard, and it kept barking by the kitchen door like crazy. So I said to the dog; it's ok, calm down.This is when the girl came into the kitchen and asked if the dog was bothering me. I said; nah, I'm ok.She went outside and all I heard was: "schto, schto"... which means "what, what" and proceeded to whoop the dogs ass. Needles to say the thing shut up, but I wounder how the kids fare when they get out of line.
 
No respect
[Mother Goose]
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anyone interested in buying my dumbbells?
[Beefy Deuce]
i got the following hex dumbbells w/ ergo grip. they are not rubber coated though:2 X 70 lbs2 X 60 lbs2 X 45 lbs2 X 35 lbs2 X 25 lbsa gym-quality workout bench w/ ability to incline/declinea dumbbell rack that will fit all of the above dumbbells except for any one pair.i'm thinking 60 cents per lb on the dumbbells, $35 for the rack and $150 for the bench.any interest?
 
Boring ending to an almost-good story
[m.p.]
I was training tonight in FL, and this guy comes in, while people are stretching before class. He introduces himself to the head instructor, an MMA fighter and Gracie black belt. The guy appears to be a lost soul, who apparently found a local Shaolin temple as his new religion. Meak, slightly hippy type. Well, he must have drank the Kool-aid, because he explains that he trains Kung Fu at this place, and they hold challenge matches there, and would the instructor entertain a challenge match at the Shaolin temple. The instructor starts asking questions, such as how much money is on the line, etc. The challenger explains that he doesn't know the details, as he's only trained there for three months. Instructor says - I only fight for money. The challenger turned around and walked back out the door.
 
Chocolate
[Wutang]
Click here.
 
funny how little respect UFC gets from mainstream
[Beefy Deuce]
there is a kid that I know of who just got out of college with a degree in Journalism. He got an internship at USA Today. They gave this kid the UFC beat... basically he is the dude that covers the UFC (and by that i presume the only thing that they know as MMA) for a NATIONAL newspaper. Sure its awesome for him.... he gets to go to every one of them.... but just think how ridiculous it is to give a whole sport to some fresh out of school intern.